The times for working in Kriegistan is again getting better. With the recent improvement in water management, it is becoming possible to grow crops and harvests across much of the South of the country.

The Salt Mines of the North continued to work during the Peoples’ revolution, but at a greatly reduced rate. Since peace has returned to the land, the Heroes of the Mining Front have worked hard to return productivity to pre-war levels. With the assistance of overseas advisors from the Revoluntionary Heroes of Bermuda, it is hoped that 100% of the salt mines can be re-opened in the next 18 months.

The Glorious Peoples’ Department of Salt Mining, Reaming and Boring is looking to actively recruit peoples with experience of salt mining, reaming and boring and additionally the supervision of these tasks. Persons wishing to be considered for this work must be eligible to work in the Glorious Peoples’ Republic of Kriegistan and pass a medical.

Medical criteria for working in Kriegistan

Must be over the legal working age of 12.

Must be free of major disease [see appendix 27 A (subsection iii) for full list of medical conditions].

Must have more than four teeth, [two upper & two lower].

Applications for work should be made, accompanied with six passport photos to the respective Ministry building.

Media workers wishing to visit Kriegistan

All media staff are welcome to Kriegistan, but must first register with the Ministry of Information and Propaganda. Applications should be made in the first instance to the Office of Media Control, Chief Controller Samantha Donn email. Applications should include a copy of flight details, accommodation, letter of invitiation, confirmation of financial standing, 4 passport photos.