Healthcare is free to access for all the peoples of the Glorious Peoples Republic of Kriegistan. Below is information on the hospitals of Kriegistan.

Due to the recent wave of natural disasters in the North and the following civil war in Central Kriegistan, healthcare provision is better in the South. Most regions have medical clinics, many of them with a doctor or nurse.

Surgery is normally only available in the South, with the Rumsby School of Experimental Medicine being in the capital.

Rumbsy School of Experimental Medicine [RSEM]

The Emergency Medicine Department is open during daylight hours and is normally staffed by guest medical experts from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Korea.

Access is only via road, insurance details and an international credit card are required for emergency treatment. [American Express not accepted].

t. + 78, 999, 112

Keith Lemmon Memorial Hospital

t. +78, 345, 876.

This hospital has an emergency department which is open most days. It has an maternity clince on the first Friday of every month. There is a helicopter landing site and a gift shop.

Keith Moon Remembrance Hospital

t. +M 78, 344, 987

This hospital has an emergency department open during daylight hours. It is the country’s regional centre of excellent for cardiac problems and has an eye clinic the first Friday of every month.

It is reached from the A1 road, has a landing strip and is accessible for boats via the jetty. It has Wifi.