Health and Welfare in Kriegistan is improving month by month. With the assistance of our international partners the Glorious People’s Republic of Kriegistan has a target to eradicate Polio, Typhoid, Ricketts and Malaria by the year 2019.

The provision of pre-hospital emergency care is improving year by year, with two private ambulances now being available from the capital city. Enquiries for these services should be made to +44 [0] 7843176553.

Speaking from outside the Ministry of Public Health in the capital city on Tuesday, the Minister of Health Mrs Walker stated the Government health strategies for the next 10 years. She took the opportunity to deny the recent allegations made against her and her department, namely that the award of government contracts had been made to her cronies.

Mrs Walker challenged the lack of evidence against her in this case. The Department of Internal Affairs has now ceased its investigation since the death in a tragic windsurfing accident of the prime witness. Mrs Walker also mentioned some stuff about anti-malaria programmes.

Informational on the hospitals and medical experimental establishments is available on the hospitals page.