The Glorious Peoples’ Republic of Kriegistan has recently entered a period of growth and development unheard of in its past. Currently financial forecasts project our growth and GDP to be equal to that of the United Kingdom.

With a wide mix of ethnic groups and religions, many commentators have expressed no surprise at the outbreak of civil war, but the people of Kriegistan have always been known for their welcoming ways and interest in meeting other people.

Kriegistan has known the joy of peace many times: after the liberation from the French Empire; after the end of the British Administration period and most recently after two of the main fighting parties signed an armistice.